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🪙 1 coin per load (exact fresh bytes, 1 MiB = full fee) · 1 coin/hr billed per second (0.0278 centicentcoins/s) · 100 coins = $1.00
Below the game you'll find the face + head controller (nose aims, wink clicks), dwell-to-click for eye trackers, and single-switch scanning; all applied inside the game frame, not just the site.
A/D or ←/→ rotate inside the tunnel · P / Esc pause
🎯 Race the glowing portal: dodge approvals, meetings, and legacy software, and thread speed rings.
🎮 VibeCodeWorker autoplay - RunPod remote plays for you
A CPU or GPU remote controls this browser tab only, playing The Speed Portal on-site. Browser control is locked to 4weird games; off-site mode stays off here (it exists only for Xonotic, GPU boosted + desktop app).
Desktop app (not needed)
Open /vcw/desktop/ →Remote will drive https://4weird.com/games/the-speed-portal/play (cpu, on-site). Self-terminates after 55 min. RunPod bills per second; coin quote includes the 25% cut.
Talks while you play in any of 9 OpenAI voices (default Nova). Reads the screen, reacts to score changes, and runs on the VibeCodeWorker observe→reason→act loop. OpenAI + database turns meter Vibe Coins at true cost with the 25% cut included; every turn shows its Coins + CentiCentCoins below; local fallback answers are free.
👁️ Let the buddy see your screen (off unless you approve; the browser picker enforces your choice)
Tab only (safest): shares just this 4weird tab; other tabs, windows, and apps stay private. Full screen: you pick what to share in the browser picker; choose the game window to keep the rest private. Only one small snapshot per message is sent (never video, never stored).
🎙️ Talk to Buddy (optional mic; mute anytime, Buddy never records you)
Turn the mic on to interrupt Buddy mid-sentence; it stops, remembers what both of you said, and resumes from your cut-in. Only transcripts leave the device (never audio). Smart detection sends your sentence when you pause; turn it off to send manually.
📷 Let Buddy see you (optional camera; you approve every frame by sending)
Buddy reads your energy, posture, props, and backdrop to match your mood; kindly, never diagnosing, never identifying. While on, each message you send carries one small frame, itemized in that turn (~0.03 coins (3 centicentcoins) per frame). No video ever leaves the device, nothing is stored.
✨ Buddy avatar (optional 3D companion - 0.08 coins (8 centicentcoins)/min, free when hidden)
A cute three.js companion whose mouth follows Buddy's voice waveform and words, eyes blink, track your cursor, and widen with excitement. Presence meters by the minute while visible (this session's avatar: 0 centicentcoins).
Start a Buddy session to meet the avatar.
🎩 Wardrobe (one shop everywhere; every look costs 10 coins, looks-only, never pay-to-win)
Buying shows the exact price first and charges only what you confirm (singleplayer boosts live behind guarded dev charges, capped at 10,000 coins each and 1,000/day per game; multiplayer boosts are banned).
hat
glasses
outfit
accessory
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Buddy is off. Start a session to talk while you play.