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Feed your friends chaotic slop and dodge cringe.
A hand-crafted HTML5 experience. The original game runtime is preserved intact.
🪙 1 coin per load (exact fresh bytes, 1 MiB = full fee) · 1 coin/hr billed per second (0.0278 centicentcoins/s) · 100 coins = $1.00
Arrows / WASD move · Space / click throw slop · P or Esc pause
🎯 Catch falling slop, feed your friends for combos, and dodge the cringe.
Source: /games/html/friendslop/ · Runtime: /games/friendslop/index.html
Storage: localStorage (game-owned) · Audio: preserved · Cleanup: iframe teardown, event listener cleanup, worker termination where applicable